Say something about gay babies.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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