oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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