nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Randomize
