But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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