Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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