I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Randomize
