I want to have your abortion
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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