am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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