All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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