I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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