you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Randomize