I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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