The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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