just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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