but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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