the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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