omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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