I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
