let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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