1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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