These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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