Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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