Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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