He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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