My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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