Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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