she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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