i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
well you can't waste a boner
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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