I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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