my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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