Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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