Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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