can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
You're a waste of cheezeits
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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