wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
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