Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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