i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Small penises have feelings too.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Also, beer. Big fan.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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