Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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