I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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