Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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