dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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