May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
MIDGETS
????
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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