i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i think i have herpe
just one?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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