Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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