You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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