I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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