Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
