I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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