do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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