That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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