she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Is that strawberry winking at me??
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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