She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
So. Much. Porn.
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