Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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