just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Where did you get a picture of my penis
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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