Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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