How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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