wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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