I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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